Then he tasked Obito with manipulating the world into another war. Wiz: (quickly and enthusiastically) Alright, this- this is gonna get pretty crazy, but just BEAR with me! Fearing a defeat in battle, Madara set a time-delayed Jutsu that would posthumously rewrite reality and bring him back to life! And it worked! So Madara tricked another Uchiha, Obito, into witnessing his best friend murdering his other best friend. We cut to Wiz and Boomstick, Wiz has a board with various pictures and notes all tacked together and linked by colored string. Popup: Given his use of hand seals, uncommon for Dōjutsu techniques, and their identical shapes and sizes, Madara likely creates meteors with chakra instead of pulling them from outer space.īoomstick: After tearing the ninja world a new asshole, Madara was finally defeated in a climactic battle for the ages by his BFF, and thus, the life of a legendary shinobi came to an end in the arms of his one true love. Wiz: He not only gained a healing factor strong enough to regenerate from having half his body vaporized, but also the terrifying Rinnegan.īoomstick: AKA, the Big Chungus of all eye magic! The ringey eyes let Madara absorb chakra and ninjutsu, create invisible " Limbo Clones", see and remove your soul from your body, and summon giant ass meteors! As if he needed any more fucking powers! Wiz: And, after grafting some of Hashirama's cells onto himself, he not-īoomstick: Would always have a piece of his Romeo inside him! (sniffles) This is my ship, Wiz, stop looking at me like that! Itachi used it on a fellow Uchiha, and made her live out her entire life in the span of one one-hundreth of one one-thousandth of one one-millionth of a second.īoomstick: And when she died in the illusion, she died for real! If Sasuke could break out of it, Madara could too, easily. Wiz: In Sasuke's case, even ones as strong as Itachi's Tsukuyomi, which can warp your perception of time. These magical eyes massively enhance his perception down to the cellular level, allowing him to predict movements, see the flow of chakra, and summon the mighty Perfect Susanoo.īoomstick: The Sharingan can also cast a Genjutsu that'll trap anyone that looks at it in an illusion, and even break them out of those same illusions. Wiz: But Madara's greatest tool is the one born from his very bloodline, the Eternal Mangekyō Sharingan. Wiz: Madara's torn apart hordes of ninja without breaking a sweat, taken a beating from every tailed beast at once, and even defeated the five Kage, some of the strongest shinobi in the world.īoomstick: The Raikage's even stated to be fast enough to move at lightspeed, and even weaker ninja like Orochimaru have dodged literal photon beams. You know you're a badass when you can take on armies with just a friggin' fan. Madara can even use his gunbai to absorb ninjutsu and return it right back to sender. Why are you looking at me like that?īoomstick: Heh heh heh. Wiz: His wood is especially impressive, considering it's the only style of elemental Jutsu that can create life. Madara specializes in Fire and Wood Style Jutsus, which just seems irresponsible to put those together, like a gender-reveal party waiting to happen. Wiz: Madara's megalomania was perhaps fated, considering he is, in fact, the reincarnation of the demigod, Indra Ōtsutsuki, and the inheritor of his immensely powerful chakra.īoomstick: Basically physical and spiritual energy that makes ninja magic. He desired an immortal peace through total domination.īoomstick: Everyone else thought that was crazy, so he bounced, and then he came back to wage war against the village he helped build. Wiz: But Madara wasn't satisfied with Hashirama's dream of peace through cooperation.
Wiz: Belonging to opposing clans, Madara and Hashirama were forced to battle each other for years, all the while dreaming of a better future.īoomstick: Their bromance eventually overcame their clans' differences and the two groups merged, creating the village of Konoha. They're basically ninja Romeo and Juliet. Wiz: The same man who orchestrated this war in the first place, in order to end all wars forever, Madara Uchiha.īoomstick: From birth, war was the only thing the young Madara knew, and there was no ninja he liked fightin' more than Hashirama Senju. Only one man could save humanity from itself, from beyond the grave. The ninja world was at war.īoomstick: For the fourth time.
Wiz: Endless destruction, countless dead, a plot to conquer the planet. Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win. Wiz: We may dream of glory, but these two have the will to power to take it by force and claim a seat among the gods.īoomstick: They're the biggest, baddest anime bosses around, and not even death can stop 'em. Wiz: Madara Uchiha, the legendary messianic shinobi from Naruto.īoomstick: Sōsuke Aizen, the Soul Reaper who stood upon the heavens from Bleach.
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